I am not nearly that famous of a person. Lower the magnitude of her perceived importance by roughly all of the numbers. I’m somewhere in the general area of below that.

I’m sure I could have made this significantly more racist if I had even the slightest idea as to how the human face is assembled. That and proportions. Still no idea what those are. Oh also any unfortunate viewers of this picture might notice the attempt at shadowing. Gave up on that pretty much immediately. And by the by, check out that wonky claw protruding from the poor guy’s spaghetti arm looping in from off screen. Quality stuff.

Oh look. Drawbad is drawback. I’m sorry. I deeply considered updating on April Fool’s day, and then never updating again. Just felt I should let you all know how potentially hilarious I am.

Okay so hear me out. I know what this looks like. But I swear it’s supposed to be Dio Brando, or at least a start towards something that looks like him. He’s not exactly the main character of his series, but I just love him so much that—Oh, what’s that? Nobody has read Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Oh…Well, moving on then. It kind of looks like Dio is shrugging, halfway in to making an angry “Eh” face. In other news, I missed an update on Monday. There will not be a make up update. Consider this an act of mercy and pray that I do not change my mind.

I tried. I tried so hard. But I just can’t draw bikes. Or people sitting on bikes. Or presidents. Or religious figures. This is what I managed to eke out in between the uncontrollable fits of laughing and weeping. Just what this is I have no idea. It looks like some large vagrant with long hair and some face fuzz has abducted a young man who appears to be rather smitten with him. Admittedly that was somewhat intentional. Things took a quick turn towards strange town once I started in on this. Thankfully, my complete and total lack of artistic talent kept everything reigned in. Someday I’ll come back to this, and draw it. Badly.

Look. It says fruit…If you lean way back from your monitor, squint your eyes, tilt your head to the side, and happen to be suffering from a seizure. Even then it’s kind of iffy. On another note, I wouldn’t eat any of those, just to be on the safe side.

This one would have been too easy, so I tried to do something interesting with it. In case the picture isn’t clear, my weakness is lots of time to think. Also hey check it out I got a haircut! The haircut also apparently changed the structure of my face. Hm. There is lots else wrong with this picture.

The heart pounding conclusion to the visually stunning two part series. Many critics have said that the ending of the series was it’s greatest strength. I am inclined to agree.

Pfah! Perspective? I don’t…ha…haha. That could also be said of the feet, the hands, and just generally the whole…everything here. But man, check out those guns. Judging by the way I drew them, they could never possibly function as they were intended. They might be completely solid.

I didn’t really know where to start with this one. I eventually settled. I do not like settling. As you may have noticed, there is only one vaguely dog-esque creature in this picture. The other dog creature is…He’s in a better place now.